An example of "Metamorphocellspeak" Copyright Dalia Bolotnikov, 2013
Inspired by Mark Sample's "Notes Toward a Deformed Humanities," I went to one of the original story clusters focusing on nothing less than deformations and transformations: Ovid's Metamorphoses. From this elegant trajectory I decided to try rewriting a sample section from Book 10's "The Story of Orpheus and Eurydice", where Orpheus' wife Eurydice dies and goes to the underworld; while attempting to save her, Orpheus breaks his promise to not look back while leaving the underworld, resulting in the failure of his rescue attempt. A super serious tale that I decided to deform by rewriting a section in text/internet "speak," imagining Orpheus as recounting this tale to his Twitter followers or his Facebook friends. Funny what a few hashtags can do, but by the end I felt closer to Orpheus than ever. Poor dude just wants his wyfe back!
The Story of Orpheus and Eurydice
Verse 3
Ye Pow'rs, who under Earth your realms extend,
Hey guys, in charge of everything under te urth
To whom all mortals must one day descend;
Where we’re all headed 1 day
If here 'tis granted sacred truth to tell:
Be cool and lemme know
I come not curious to explore your Hell;
Srsly don’t care about checking out @Hell
Nor come to boast (by vain ambition fir'd)
Not gonna rub it in (I kinda want to tho)
How Cerberus at my approach retir'd.
That your #cutedog gtfo’d when I came
My wife alone I seek; for her lov'd sake
Im here for the wife, much love xoxo
These terrors I support, this journey take.
Don’t even mind being here ‘brb freaking out’
She, luckless wandring, or by fate mis-led,
TBH her sense of direction is kinda meh
Chanc'd on a lurking viper's crest to tread;
She would step on like the only snake in a field
The vengeful beast, enflam'd with fury, starts,
Snakebro totes overreacts, is like omg whut
And thro' her heel his deathful venom darts.
Noms her heel, straight up #kobe #venom
Thus was she snatch'd untimely to her tomb;
She ded, timing sucks
Her growing years cut short, and springing bloom.
Great genetics, woulda lived way longer
Long I my loss endeavour'd to sustain,
I tried to get over it, #bestrong
And strongly strove, but strove, alas, in vain:
Tried and tried but there was like no way
At length I yielded, won by mighty love;
Finally I was like MyLoVe2StroNG
Well known is that omnipotence above!
Love is straight up stronger than strong, u kno this
But here, I doubt, his unfelt influence fails;
Cept now im starting to freak a bit
And yet a hope within my heart prevails.
But I know #hopespringseternal
Since I was dealing with a text file of the entire Metamorphoses, I decided to run the lot through Wordle and test my hypothesis that some variation of "transform," "change," or "turned" would be in the forefront of words used. It was a different kind of 'movement toward' that appeared, however, as the words "now" and "still" appear most frequently. I like to think of this in a temporal sense, as many of these tales involve actions and inactions that result in the mythic transformations.
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